Dang the irony!

How it's all connected:

move to east coast -- too much stuff, not enough time to purge -- move all junk to east coast -- unpack and have yard sale -- make $170 from yard sale -- next day, go to car dealership to have a part replaced on car (ordered a week prior) -- dealership finds a large screw in front right tire -- now pay $138 of recently acquired yard sale funds for replacement tire -- this weekend at home, try to get front license plate installed, but no screw holes there -- husband drills holes in front plate area -- then, hubby finds large screw laying on ground in driveway, turns out it's a license plate screw, but only one -- shows me the screw & turns out that is the exact same type that put a huge hole in tire the week before -- looks like we barely missed having a second license plate screw in another tire on my van -- but, since we only have one available screw, the license plate cannot be installed -- and where the heck did these screws come from in the first place?! we keep the yard and driveway clean!

stupid screws