Help, Shawpy!

That Obama is getting closer! He's already picking out someone to be his running mate, which is extra amusing since Hillary still has not conceded she can't win. She just wants that White House back so bad, she's probably willing to do anything. And now it's too late for her to make nice with Obama to see if he'll let her run on his ticket. But, here's my question: is he a black man or is he a white man? The media keeps calling him a black man, but Opus was in the Sunday comics a couple months ago asking this very question. They resolved the answer by going for a swim in the local river. Now that Hillary is almost out of the way, the next division will have to be race in this race. How does a racist country reconcile the ethnicity of a politician who is of mixed ethnicity? Help!